cue that one logic song w the: “who can relate? woo!”

//:::

okay, rae,

stop thinking —

just poop.

you can do it, girl!!!

you can do anything

bc you are capable of everything.

just like everyone else.

everyone is capable of everything.

hear me when i say that.

trust me when i say that.

but we cant save the world

if we can’t poop.

everybody poops —

i know you know the book.

and if you dont?

well, then youre a loser.

i’m just kidding, shit!!!!!

im just kidding.

i mean, you are a loser.

we’re all losers

just as we’re all winners, too.

we are.

NOW IF I COULD JUST POOP THEN LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT BUT LIFE AIN’T PERFECT, SISTER

not yet