cue that one logic song w the: “who can relate? woo!”
//:::
okay, rae,
stop thinking —
just poop.
you can do it, girl!!!
you can do anything
bc you are capable of everything.
just like everyone else.
everyone is capable of everything.
hear me when i say that.
trust me when i say that.
but we cant save the world
if we can’t poop.
everybody poops —
i know you know the book.
and if you dont?
well, then youre a loser.
i’m just kidding, shit!!!!!
im just kidding.
i mean, you are a loser.
we’re all losers
just as we’re all winners, too.
we are.
NOW IF I COULD JUST POOP THEN LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT BUT LIFE AIN’T PERFECT, SISTER
not yet