for whomever had to hear this

about constipation today —

oh, wait —

i had to hear it!!!!!

hah, stupid butthole.

jk ily butthole

i love all y’all buttholes!!!

as i release the past, the new and fresh and vital enter. i allow life to flow through me.

see, guys? poop is cool.

everyone does it —

we’re all human.

what’s to hide?