for whomever had to hear this
about constipation today —
oh, wait —
i had to hear it!!!!!
hah, stupid butthole.
jk ily butthole
i love all y’all buttholes!!!
as i release the past, the new and fresh and vital enter. i allow life to flow through me.
see, guys? poop is cool.
everyone does it —
we’re all human.
what’s to hide?