this morning im on

the treadmill just

walking; sometimes

i just walk instead

of running, which

is cool cool cool.

my quads are sore

this morning, so im

on the treadmill just

walking. and its fine —

about as fun as being

on the treadmill just

walking can be.

except —

holy fucking shit.

my underwear is

way too tight. and

my pussy is on fire —

what the fuck?? i

swear they fit????

they fit??? but they

must be totally

ridden up or idk i

have no idea whats

going on there and

ive already tried to

pull at them, like,

5 times and i dont

want the people

around me to think

i’m, like, gross or

something so im

just suffering on the

treadmill just walking.

and its fine and dandy,

and absolutely horrid,

but stretching my legs

feels good, so ill just

be here on the

treadmill just walking.

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pussy health, bitches!

all pussies matter!!

all peens matter!!

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someone reach in my

butt and get these suckers

free good LORD no one

deserves this atrocity!!!