this morning im on
the treadmill just
walking; sometimes
i just walk instead
of running, which
is cool cool cool.
my quads are sore
this morning, so im
on the treadmill just
walking. and its fine —
about as fun as being
on the treadmill just
walking can be.
except —
holy fucking shit.
my underwear is
way too tight. and
my pussy is on fire —
what the fuck?? i
swear they fit????
they fit??? but they
must be totally
ridden up or idk i
have no idea whats
going on there and
ive already tried to
pull at them, like,
5 times and i dont
want the people
around me to think
i’m, like, gross or
something so im
just suffering on the
treadmill just walking.
and its fine and dandy,
and absolutely horrid,
but stretching my legs
feels good, so ill just
be here on the
treadmill just walking.
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pussy health, bitches!
all pussies matter!!
all peens matter!!
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someone reach in my
butt and get these suckers
free good LORD no one
deserves this atrocity!!!