today so help me god if its the last thing i do i. am. going. to. buy. underwear.

hold me to it fam lmaooooo ya girl needs to help her sweet nectar pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all pussies matter!!!!

and all peens matter!!!!

especially freckled ones but also i support all peens and pussies just the same except tbh i love freckles a lot!!!!

and lobsters!!!!!

and Maine even tho ive never been!!!!

but rocky beaches sound awesome for like a retirement option do u feel me idk

i hve no idea what Maine is like lmaoooo

but i do know this:

(wait idk how to link a tweet LMFAOOO)

(check my pinned tweet on twitter)

@lovetrings

i changed it from @stingrae666 but i still kept stingrae666 if u feel me

HOLLA FROM THE BACK IF U FEEL ME

lmaoo

amiright, ladies?

and then the ladies and the laddies are like:

”A-HOLLLAAAA GRRRRL”

and im all like

“MHMMM U UHHHFEELLL ME LADDIES AND LADIES AND LADDIES“

and then we all 69 and its cool cool cool

JK I DONT WANNA 69 W U CHILL EVEN THO ITS

THE

ONLY

DINNER

FOR

TWO

— childish gambino // heartbeat // GREAT SONG // GREAT ALBUM // GREAT GUY, wow // or do i @ him as donald?? idk?? i guess for this album ill still w childish which also fr for the record is a great name that actually Johnny j said he like used a whats up nooo my ohone did rhat bc im typing too fast lmao he used a Wu Tang name generator online (last time i checked which was like 3 years ago it was still up lmaooo) to get his music name and dont actually quote me on that bc as much as i TRUST U JOHNNY J i dont remember if i made that up ahahahah i dont think i did but anyway dont quote me on it but you can @ me on it if im wrong)

but anyway

(uhhhhhyeah i @’d MYSELR AHAHAHAH)

(AND I @d MOTHERFUCKINNNGUH CHILDIsh)

(and johnny j ily @NEEDHUSTLA)

but anyway. we are all

one in the same —

if u feel me

then u

feek

WHt???

FEEK??

COME on, thUMBS!

i know its morning bUT

WAKE THE FORK UP THE

BIRDS ARE CHIRPING

AYYOOO THE

BIRDS ARE

so beautiful

today and every

stinkin pinkin day.

ugh.

im so lucky for the day ahead of me bC IM GOING TO BUY  UNDERWEAR

JAY (MY BROTHER) IS FINNA HELP ME BUY UNDIES

but not like — ew, you fucks — im not, like, gonna SHOW him them on

ew, stop —

i may be in mania but im not gross —

oky i mighr be gross but im

not like actually

gross and wrong —

im right!!

and im tight auyoo😏😏😏

DONT THINK ABT MY PUSSY WTF COME ON WHATS WRONG W YOU

(pussy)

ahahahah

im hilarious, wow

today — im in good spirits and im goinf for a run not to brag but to feel good. idk if ill go one mile or 3 or idk maybe ill walk bc my ankle kinda hurts bc i prob like accidentally ran it over w a car or something idk probably in my sleep i just like melted hot metal all over it and then shoved it into my dresser drawer idk what i did tbh fork my strong ass ankles (@vic lmaoo u hve such weak ankles!!! but mine are strong like mules!!! and i really forked up my right one somehow!! probably just like fell down 12 flights of stairs and then accidentally rolled into the pit of hell and the devil was like “omg you never shut the HELL UP GET BACK ON EARTH YOU FUCKING SWINE and as he was sending me back up to nestle me in bed i was prob singing a little tuna tune like “yeehoo i yam just a frog girl i yam a lucky loo little frog girl” and the devil was like “oh my fucking fuck please for the love of everything HOLY SHUT THE TRIZZ UP” and i was probably like “lmaooo chill mane frfr like trizz is a great word do you think i could adopt it like ill totes for sure for sure @ you lmaooo @thedevil or @666 or idk what the hell is the devils @?????? lmaoo???” and he was like probably just silent at this point like dragging me as im babbling about how trizz sounds like jizz and thats a hilarious thing that the devil said)

so anyway.

i guess THATs what happened to my ankle.

wheeee-WOO

my ankle hurts so i might not run. i might walk. but i gotta move this little frog body all around bc i gotta forkinf get a lot of shizz done today lmaoooo

we got work today, folks! i get to see my friend Jess Scutella whom i lurve dearly.

oorah.

yuh yuh!!!

today so help me god if its the last thing i do i. am. going. to. buy. underwear.

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