oh yeah

i posted that

pic of my new

blue

jeans

in the bathroom

to show the yellow on

my shirt

but also

bc i was

unbuttoning

my pants to pee

(yellow)

(actually mines clear bc im real hydrated)

(hydrate or die-drate ya bisshh)

(thx again for my stingray S’well, marley!!)

(thx everyone for all the love and support

as i figure out my

bipolar

trings)

but anyway —

i was like “why

the fork did i buy

these jeans that have

buttons — i have to PEE,

DAMMIT — but then i

remembered that

i was glad they

had buttons,

like, 29

seconds

prior when

i stood up from

the table and had

the thought, “wow,

super glad these have

buttons and not a zipper

bc zippers always fall

down for me for

some

reason —

HEY, JEANS

ARE DUMB EVEN

IF THEY MAKE YO

ASS LOOK GURD —

i like leggings.

i love

Lululemon

so

fucjing

much

ahahahaha —

anyway;

i could talk about THAT forever —

but anyway.

thats why

that pic

exists —

the one of me in the stall

looking at my buttons

and appreciating

them so much.

i love you,

buttons.

and

though

zippers arent

for me — i appreciate

those, too. bc theyre easy

and they work for the

most part.

just not for me.

i have ONE

pair of

jeans

right now

bc thats all i need.

i have, like,

i think, like,

God, i

dont

even

know —

45 pairs of Lululemon

leggings, which,

and i have Military Green Aligns

and i dont capitalize a lot

if you havent noticed

but i capitalize

the things i

respect.

YOU.

(and fr i blew tons of fuckkinnnuh money on my Lulu collection and Someone told me recently not to be proud of that hahahaha and that didnt hurt my feelings; i just laughed//bc i get my sense of humor from my Father, and not everyone gets every part of me!!! thatd be impossible!! but Leah and Kelsey and Katie understand that side. and the Someone above loves Patagonia, and thats my other fav brand. and WARBY PARKER, TOO — FUCK WARBY IS MY FAVORITE I REALLY GOTTA APPLY AGAIN FOOORRRKKKKK ME UP I NEED A JOB WHEN IM HEALTHY ENOUGH!!!!!!)

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