oh yeah
i posted that
pic of my new
blue
jeans
in the bathroom
to show the yellow on
my shirt
but also
bc i was
unbuttoning
my pants to pee
(yellow)
(actually mines clear bc im real hydrated)
(hydrate or die-drate ya bisshh)
(thx again for my stingray S’well, marley!!)
(thx everyone for all the love and support
as i figure out my
bipolar
trings)
but anyway —
i was like “why
the fork did i buy
these jeans that have
buttons — i have to PEE,
DAMMIT — but then i
remembered that
i was glad they
had buttons,
like, 29
seconds
prior when
i stood up from
the table and had
the thought, “wow,
super glad these have
buttons and not a zipper
bc zippers always fall
down for me for
some
reason —
HEY, JEANS
ARE DUMB EVEN
IF THEY MAKE YO
ASS LOOK GURD —
i like leggings.
i love
Lululemon
so
fucjing
much
ahahahaha —
anyway;
i could talk about THAT forever —
but anyway.
thats why
that pic
exists —
the one of me in the stall
looking at my buttons
and appreciating
them so much.
i love you,
buttons.
and
though
zippers arent
for me — i appreciate
those, too. bc theyre easy
and they work for the
most part.
just not for me.
i have ONE
pair of
jeans
right now
bc thats all i need.
i have, like,
i think, like,
God, i
dont
even
know —
45 pairs of Lululemon
leggings, which,
and i have Military Green Aligns
and i dont capitalize a lot
if you havent noticed
but i capitalize
the things i
respect.
YOU.
(and fr i blew tons of fuckkinnnuh money on my Lulu collection and Someone told me recently not to be proud of that hahahaha and that didnt hurt my feelings; i just laughed//bc i get my sense of humor from my Father, and not everyone gets every part of me!!! thatd be impossible!! but Leah and Kelsey and Katie understand that side. and the Someone above loves Patagonia, and thats my other fav brand. and WARBY PARKER, TOO — FUCK WARBY IS MY FAVORITE I REALLY GOTTA APPLY AGAIN FOOORRRKKKKK ME UP I NEED A JOB WHEN IM HEALTHY ENOUGH!!!!!!)