mom: kmnkinnijjiujou

wait, no

hahahaha my phone

sometimes types my itself

and i leave it

bc sometimes my phone

sees things i dont and

thats cool cool cool.

im cool.

yr cool.

we’re cool

and we’re fools

and we’re tools,

u and me.

me and u.

but anyway —

mom: did u find yr deoderant?

me: oh, shit no — good call!

mom: ya we’re gonna be

sitting pretty close and

i dont wanna smell you.

AHAHAHHAHA

my mom is a boiitch

shes ruthless ahahha

SMELL ME!!!

IDGAF!!!!

I MAY NOT SMELL

GOOD ALL THE TIME

BC IM HUMAN

AND WE DONT ALWAYS SNELL

snell?? ahahahaha

snell — what?

WE DONT ALWAYS SNAAAAIL

GOOD AND THATS COOL

COOL COOL

BC WE HAVE DEODERANT

ily, deoderant.

i guess this is an ode to my deo

lmfaooo

im a lOONY BIRF

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