mom: kmnkinnijjiujou
wait, no
hahahaha my phone
sometimes types my itself
and i leave it
bc sometimes my phone
sees things i dont and
thats cool cool cool.
im cool.
yr cool.
we’re cool
and we’re fools
and we’re tools,
u and me.
me and u.
but anyway —
mom: did u find yr deoderant?
me: oh, shit no — good call!
mom: ya we’re gonna be
sitting pretty close and
i dont wanna smell you.
AHAHAHHAHA
my mom is a boiitch
shes ruthless ahahha
SMELL ME!!!
IDGAF!!!!
I MAY NOT SMELL
GOOD ALL THE TIME
BC IM HUMAN
AND WE DONT ALWAYS SNELL
snell?? ahahahaha
snell — what?
WE DONT ALWAYS SNAAAAIL
GOOD AND THATS COOL
COOL COOL
BC WE HAVE DEODERANT
ily, deoderant.
i guess this is an ode to my deo
lmfaooo
im a lOONY BIRF
