i knew you could make me laugh forever when you were talking about how i tied my skimpy black bikini on your mom’s fridge

“you’re like a hyena — thats where your food is […] marking your territory”

“you literally kept saying ‘i live here now'”

“yeah and i peed in your closet, too”

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